Damn Ooompa Looompas!

I woke up hrs ago...p'bly like 2ish I figure.  The 1st thing I start thinking about is my last blog post and how craptacularly depressing it is.  I'm lying in bed 1/2 awake trying to get my brain to shut the hell up and let the rest of us go back to sleep, eventually young Skywalker...eventually it tells us.  I thought, gee maybe I should pull the post, but life throws ya curves sometimes and it is my blog after all.  I say that from time to time don't I?

Anyhow, then frickin ooompa loompas (ya know the little,annoying guys in Charlie & The Choco Fxty) pop into my head.  Like really brain...what the.......??  No, I'm not on any hallucinogenics, tho maybe I should be.  It could make things so much more interesting.

I think it is really the meatless diet that is messing with my head and sleep patterns.  Maybe it is the lack of hormones and antibiotics pushed into the meats that my bod is suffering withdrawals from.  Hmmmm.......






As for the whole breast issue.  I'm chalking it up to scar tissue from a few yrs back where I had some aspiration done.  Damn radioligist came at me with a frickin horse needle.  I'm like are you coming at my breast with that thing?  He was not very gentle and had a wonderful manner about him.  Ass that he was/is.  I've had issues ever since, so yeah, could be the ol post surgery/trauma adhesions.  Thank you very much Dr. Hyde.

Speaking of ooompa loompas......damn cats are driving me nuts already this morn.  I keep threatening them with throwing them outdoors, but they just look at me and smile and swish their tails in the air.  Like yeah ma, we hear ya.....then back to whatever is getting them scolded in the 1st place.

I think it is time for a short, head clearing run this morn.  Least to make sure the oompa loompas leave for good.  :-)