My PITA cat!

Ya know, I'm too tired to be tired right now.  Actually the 2 cups of joe I had already have helped with the tired factors. 

There aren't too many things that are as bad as waking up at 2 a.m. staring at the ceiling.  Then just when ya think you can get back to sleep at 3:30,

the cat decides to bark at my door.  Damn little twerp that she is!  As you have noticed from back posts I have tried pretty much everything with Hobbles.  We have a scat mat in front of our door, I have put her in the spare bedroom or bottom bathroom, where she claws at the door like a wild animal to get out.  Then I have padded these doors with pillows and duct tape....doesn't work.  So, the last couple of morns I've just been getting up and laying on the couch, not really sleeping, cuz she chatters and peeps constantly.    

This morn (very early) I got the bright idea to go get the cat crate out of the garage.  I wasn't even sure she would fit in it.  She did, yay!  Perfect.  I put a towel down in it, just enuf room for her to move around slightly.  We are set.  An hour later she is barking at my door again.  Like what the monkey?  How the..........?? 

I have Criss Angel for a frickin cat my peeps!  I thought my daughter had let her out.  Nada.  My son isn't even home from last nite, so it wasn't him.  Now this is a pretty sturdy crate.  Tho I only locked one of the sets of locks up top, so she turned it over and must've been able to loosen it up just enough?  I'm still not sure, cuz the thing was pretty damn secure even on it's side. *cue Twilight Zone music*



Sooooo, what's a girl to do?  I have a few ideas, but I don't need the wrath of PETA to come down on me.  I've threatened her with a haircut and shave,

 but she seems indifferent.  Huh?  Go figure that one.

1st things 1st, nap time.  Will think of body duct tape for Hobbles after I get some sleep.