Saturday, January 16, 2010

BOOBs GALORE!! WhoooHoooo!!!!

Thank you for being my friend.  (I was actually planning on having that 1st sentence in a diff language, but ummm, my puter doesn't do strange symbols or prints letters like "r" and "n" backwards, so plain ol english will have to do.)


This post is for Ms. Tasha aka Goddess of Triathlon, and wordsmith extroadinairre.

You have been thru a total mess, physical and mental these last 2-3yrs...and it shows dear.  I mean look at that picture of you, lord!  

So, now it is your turn in the spotlight!!  Ta-dah!  or should I say, TAH-TAHS?!  abound.  Yes, they will.  Prentice hospital somewhere in suburban Chicago with the fine Dr. Fine that is...will do said RackOrama procedure.  No, not just any rack procedure, but the Goddess of Triathlons' procedure.  We ain't talking Angie Pitt/Jolie or heaven help us all, Kate Gosselin giddi-up and go Redo.  Naaaw this is something special and big mind you.  Big being the operative...*ahem*....word and look here.



 Boys, take notice T is on campus sporting her newly built girls.  They aren't just any girls mind you, they are Dr. Fine's finest girls constructed.  If they don't make your heart stop in it's tracks, they will most definitely make you take a 2nd or 3rd look as you walk by.



Yeah, I'm sorta jealous of the new to be built rack.  Not exactly the way it had to come about, but hey, bigger boobs are just that BIGGER!!   This rack of T's should also not have the tendency to smack you in the face whilst you run as the real girls might if you are blessed with a rack greater than an A/B cup.  Yep, my lot in life as it is.  Hey, some of us have to have smaller girls, c'mon already, sheesh!

Anyhow, GF, you are my soul sista.  All my thoughts are with you on Monday.  After that all bets are off and I will be harassing your ass one way or the other. 

Don't worry, be happy with your new girls.  Things will go smooth.  They can't go any other way.  I SAY so damn it!!!

luv ya!!

3 comments:

  1. I'm pretty happy with the size I'm carrying (though, for running purposes, wouldn't mind smaller), but I sure could use a lift! Genetics + years and years of running have not been on my side. Now, all I have to do is get the Cancer and new boobs are mine!

    Way to go, Tasha!

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  2. LOL, thanks for the good wishes, girls! I knew I could count on you two to be jealous of my cancer. ;-) Noreen dear, thanks for getting the before and soon-to-be-after shots of me up there as well. Muah!

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  3. Anytime GF...anytime! Gotta love that after shot, eh?

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